...With a Chainsaw
I recently saw a post on Facebook asking you to mention the last ten book you have read and then add “with a Chainsaw” to the title. Silly, but the thought kept me awake for a large chunk of the night. What if I did that to the last ten movies I have watched?
1. Some Came Running with a Chainsaw
Uh, I want to see that one!
2. My Uncle with a Chainsaw
Suddenly he is not such a cozy uncle anymore
3. Dracula with a Chainsaw
Now, there is an idea for a Hollywood flat out of original ideas. Merging themes has become come il faut lately and this beats the crap out of Superman vs Batman
4. Ashes and Diamonds with a Chainsaw
Strange, but not that funny
5. Vertigo with a Chainsaw
This could get really confusing. Sort of a random massacre
6. The Music Room with a Chainsaw
Very bizarre music! Or maybe the room is used for other things as well.
7. The Defiant Ones with a Chainsaw
Not only are they on the run, but they are armed!
8. Cairo Station with a Chainsaw
Everybody get out of there! The paperboy has gone completely bonkers!
9. Gig with a Chainsaw
Now, there is a musical with an edge!
10. Touch of Evil with a Chainsaw
Hmmm… not really working
And I will just add an eleventh for good measure
11. Man of the West with a Chainsaw
That could work. A reinvention of the western
When you think about it there are plenty of good titles in movie history that would work and completely change the movie. Spartacus with a Chainsaw. The Dark Knight with a Chainsaw. The Fabulous Amelie from Montmartre with a Chainsaw. The Emperor Strike Back with a Chainsaw. Julia and Juliet with a Chainsaw. The Devil Wears Prada with a Chainsaw. Or go a bit back in history with Swing Time with a Chainsaw or Singing in the Rain with a Chainsaw. How about Citizen Kane with a Chainsaw?