Married to the Mob (1988)

 

My Wife Wants Me to See This: Married to the Mob

The third movie my wife got to chose for 1988 is the romantic comedy “Married to the Mob”. This is one of her favourite movies, so I have promised to give it a nice review.

Again, this is a movie with a strong, female lead. Angela de Marco (Michelle Pfeiffer) is the cliché wife of an Italian-American mob henchman, Frankie "The Cucumber" de Marco (Alec Baldwin). Like all the wives in her circle, she lives an idle life of housewife’ing, looking pretty, and all the creature comfort illegal money can get. Except, Angela is sick of it, all of it. Angela wants out. When Frankie is shot for frequenting the same whore as his boss, Tony "The Tiger" Russo (Dean Stockwell), Angela sees an opportunity. She gives everything away and leaves for New York with her son. This move is also strongly motivated by the amorous, but unwanted, interest of Tony.

Angela has also attracted the attention of the FBI. She was the wife of the murdered Frankie and she was seen kissing (or being kissed by) Tony. Clearly, she must have something to do with it. The lead investigator is the competent, but slightly juvenile, agent Mike Downey (Matthew Modine).

The new shithole apartment in New York is now getting crowded with unwanted guests from both the mob and the FBI, while Angela is simply trying to move on with her new life as a hairdresser. Predictably, this leads to awkward and comical situation with Tony looking for Angela, Connie (Mercedes Ruehl) looking for Tony (the only person Tony is afraid of) and Mike taking close surveillance very literally. This gets even more complicated when Mike falls in love with Angela.

Of course, this cannot go on and when it blows up, it really blows.

This is a romantic comedy with stress on both words. The romance is a very key component, and that counts for the miserable one with Frankie, the unwanted one with Tony and the dreamy one with Mike. The same is true for the comedy. Practically everything plays for comedic effects. This is not just the New York apartment that serves as a Marx Brothers stateroom, but everything else too. The gangsters do kill people, but they are also over the top gangsters who enjoy songs to their praise, sport silly nicknames and over-do the whole Italian mob family thing. It works though. Yes, they are a bit silly, but it is also fun. The greatest character, though, is Connie. Connie constantly suspect that Tony is unfaithful (which he is) and she is a huntress on the prowl when she smells foul play. She becomes literally feral when she goes after Tony and woe that person that gets in her way. Watching the badass gangster boss being afraid of his wife is priceless.

By 1988 the Italian gangster film is a well-established trope. It is already a log time since “The Godfather” and mobsters are getting to be a bit of a joke. “Married to the Mob” takes all these tropes and clichés and makes fun of them and because we are so familiar with the tropes, they become so funny here.

It also changes the viewpoint to a female position. This allows for angles we otherwise never see. What do all these mob-spouses actually do? It also allows for a strong and interesting female lead, something all the movies in this category has in common (not surprisingly, my wife likes movie with strong female leads). It is great to have such movies and a movie like “Married to the mob is an example of the options that gives the movie maker. Michelle Pfeiffer grabs this opportunity and gets the best out of it.

Director Jonathan Demme went on to make other movies with strong female leads such as “Silence of the Lambs” (NOT a romantic comedy), but before “Married to the Mob” he directed the fantastic Talking Heads concert movie “Stop making Sense” (reviewed on this blog). He brought along David Byrne who made a great musical score for “Married to the Mob”.

It is very difficult not to like “Married to the Mob”. If you accept it as a romantic comedy, and it never claims to be anything else, it will not disappoint. Probably a good date movie too.