Artists and Models
With
”Artists and Models”, the first movie of 1955, we have moved into the extreme
silly end of the spectrum, which is quite a departure from last week’s movie
(”Sansho the Bailiff”). This is a colorful, even cartoonish, satire on 1950’ies
pop culture and it is about as light and harmless as rice crackers and just
about as noisy.
Let me
reveal right from the beginning that I was not sold by this comedy, far from,
but it is not without it’s moments and there are enough of them to make it not
a complete waste of time.
Dean Martin
and Jerry Lewis were apparently an established couple in 1955 when they did
this movie. “Artists and Models” was their fourteenth together, so I guess the
audience knew what they were going to see when they went for one of their
movies. A studio also only keep a duo alive this long if they sell tickets, so
they must have been quite popular.
In this
movie they are less than successful artists. Rick Todd (Martin) is a painter
and Eugene Fullstack (Lewis) is an author of children’s books (or want to be).
The reason for their lack of success seems to be Rick’s promiscuity and
Eugene’s infatuation with comics, especially those featuring the Bat Lady. Add
to that that Eugene act like an eight year old and Rick not ten years older and
that may be the real reason.
Their luck
turns when the real author (Dorothy Malone as Abigail) of the Bat Lady moves into
their building together with the model that poses as Bat Lady (Shirley MacLaine
as Bessie) who also happens to be the secretary of Abigail’s publisher. In a
complex set of events Rick takes over Abigail’s job when she quits her job
because her publisher wants more blood and gore in the cartoons while Rick and
Abigail becomes an item on Rick’s insistence. Eugene meets his idol, the Bat
Lady, while Bessie tries to win Eugene’s heart without revealing that she is
actually the Bat Lady.
It gets
really complicated and just to add to the mix the whole thing turns into a spy
story when some Hungarian spies finds out that the cartoons seem to be
revealing a secret formula and so set out to kidnap the authors.
Let me take
the good things first.
It was a
wonder to see Shirley MacLaine in one of her first roles. She is one of the few
actors from this era who is still alive and active. IMDB has her registered for
two movies in 2015 and another one in 2016. She is one of Hollywood’s great
actresses and I love to see an actress spanning a lifelong career. That happens
all too rarely. In “Artists and Models” she is definitely one of the highlights
because she is genuinely funny.
Actually this
movie is full of wonderful women. I guess the studio threw everything they
could find in a dress into this movie and they do look great. From a male point
of view they are a delight to watch, especially since they look like real
women.
Then there
are a number of jokes that actually work out. The massage room scene with at
least five bodies entwined is a great one and the TV sequence where Eugene is
presented as a retarded comic-aholic is inspired when the things he says
suddenly turns so smart that they are above the host. There is a fun reference
to James Steward in “Rear Window” and I bet there are a number of other
reference thrown in as well.
On the
negative is… almost everything else.
My problem
here is that I do not care for Jim Carrey’s special kind of comedy and watching
Jerry Lewis I know exactly where Carrey’s style comes from. This totally over
the top exaggeration combined with total idiocy is clearly what is supposed to
sell this movie and it just does not work for me. Instead of laughing I grind
my teeth and that is never a good thing. Because so much of the movie hangs on Lewis
comedy that has a large impact on my general appreciation of “Artists and
Models”. Martin is not that funny, but at least he is not annoying. Malone is
not supposed to be funny as she is the anchor such a movie must have (and thank
you for that), which leave MacLaine, who is the only one I find genuinely
funny.
The plot is
totally out there, on the silly side of ridiculous, and that is normally okay
with me. I love the Airplane/Police Squad/Naked Gun series, but “Artists and
Models” only rarely gets close. Maybe this is a matter of comedy simply having
changed since the fifties, which does not bode well for other comedies of the
age, or it is simply that I am too old. This is a very cartoonish movie and the
director Frank Tashlin actually came from directing cartoons. Together with
Lewis special kind of humor it aims at a very infantile audience. On the other
hand the randiness of the movie with daring sexual references makes the target
group much older, so I am a bit confused here.
Does it
matter that the plot, the actors, the backstory, yeah, everything really, are
completely inconsistent? Rick and Eugene, the two losers, suddenly getting top
billed at the artists ball? Actors stepping out of the movie or showing skills
inconsistent with the character? Or that uber-ridiculous spy story? Again had
the comedy worked I would have laughed it off. Instead it annoys me.
What is
left for me is the sexual innuendo, beautiful women and a few gags that
actually work. Is that enough? I am not convinced.