West Side Story
This…is…so…gay…
I am sorry
for this somewhat offensive introduction, but this was all I could think of for
the first twenty minutes of “West Side Story”. This is super, super gay.
Starting
off with a gang of young men intended to look tough ballet dancing down the
back streets of New York sets the tone for the rest of the rest of the movie
and I knew we had gone into bad musical territory.
Musicals
have their own tropes or rules, if you will, that allows them to bend reality.
This makes it possible for characters to spontaneously break into singing with
full orchestral backing or twist stories into sappy-land because who cares about
the story anyway. “West Side Story” takes these liberties into the extreme. I
thought I had reached the limit with dancing cowboys, but, oh no, I had seen
nothing yet. Dancing street gangs makes dancing cowboys seem like a sensible
idea.
Replacing
acting with dancing is a terrible idea and maybe the producers thought that as
there was no way to save this anyway, they might as well add a few more
absurdities. Caricature characters with no depth at all is easy enough to shrug
off, but complete stupidity is more difficult to bear. Okay, street gangs will
never win any prizes for being smart otherwise they would not be in a gang in
the first place, but these are absurdly stupid. Let’s take the scene where Tony
visits Maria on the fire escape. Although she asks him repeatedly to keep it
quiet he insists on shouting (super nice fellow), then he exclaims that he is
not afraid. Of course not, it is not him who will get into trouble, but her.
Yet she loves him for it although it is an asshole thing of him to do and then
they start to sing, loudly. Groan.
It took me
a huge effort to look beyond these frustrations and find something of value
behind, and there are things. Plenty, even.
First of
all the music, which incidentally is what anybody judges a musical on anyway. I
have never watched “West Side Story” before in any of its permutations, but I
knew, and knew well, every single song on the movie. I had no idea they came
from this movie, so that was quite a find.
Secondly,
the movie touches on a number of itchy subjects that has not lost its relevance
since. One is the idiocy of gang wars, a persistent problem that kills a
shocking number of people and terrorizes neighborhoods. The movie seems to
explain this with idleness and coolness and that is certainly part of it. I
just cannot help thinking that the two gangs in “West Side Story”, the Jets and
the Sharks would not need to form a gang. They do not strike me as gang
material. They could dance together instead.
A second
topic is that of new immigrant communities and how the existing community feels
the the new ones are encroaching on their territory. Again an issues that is as
relevant as ever. In 61 a cinema audience in Denmark would have no clue what
they are talking about, but now we all know. I heard of some recent research in
immigration that presented two historical types of immigrant. The one that
embraces the new country and have economically a high success rate, but suffers
the rootlessness of cutting the cultural bonds and the second that brings his
own culture along and surrounds himself with his own kind. This is the easier
and more tempting solution, but only postpones the integration to the next
generation and have a much lower economical success rate. The Puerto Ricans in “West
Side Story” are definitely of the second type and their example shows both the strength
and the weakness of that model. Culturally they are, frankly, superior to those
lame Jets. They look and dance far cooler and have a very strong network. On
the downside they are hopelessly unequipped to deal with a life in The States
and are subjected to bigotry stemming from their insularity. The Puerto Ricans
can with some right claim that they are treated poorly, but their inability to
let go is a large part of the reason.
This is a
very interesting topic and beside the music the best part of “West Side Story”.
What
actually happens in the movie I do not really care to explain. The movie won a
ton of awards, everybody have watched it in one form or another and frankly, I
did not care much for the Romeo and Juliet theme.
I sort of
understand why fans of the genre loves “West Side Story”, but unless you are
only in it for the music this is not the place to start. I found that this was
not for me, but converted to a “real” movie it could have been interesting.
Just by getting rid of 90% of the dancing it I could have bought it.